In a tense and dramatic meeting last night, the Board of Alderman voted to pass a new law that has already sparked outrage across the community. The legislation, which attempts to regulate public gatherings, was met with fierce protest from members of the public who argue that it infringes their freedoms. The mayor defended the law, asserting that

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